Me: I heard there was a shake-up in management today. What gives?

Willard: Nothing too big. Mickey Holden is no longer with us.

Me: Who was he?

Willard: He’s our former part-time Accounts Cheif.

Me: Tall guy? Buzz-cut?

Willard: Yeah.

Me: I didn’t realize he was part-time.

Willard: He wasn’t supposed to be. That’s why he’s ‘former.’