Nothing says “filler” like online tests. I took OKCupid’s Brutally Honest Personality Test and got the following result:

Loser- INTP
13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 46% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you…

Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid!
Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

This is the first pseudotypology test that I can think of where I’ve been listed as a “P” rather than a “J”. My most common result (over 80% of the time) is INTJ. Looking at their description of INTJ, however, the description for INTP fits much more closely. I am guilty of many things, but arrogance is not generally among them.


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2 Responses to A Loser, Not a Crackpot

  1. Bob V says:

    The INTP descriptions I’ve read fit me perfectly. I think, however, that I am a closet extrovert. My T and N scores are off the charts, but my introversion is weakly expressed.

  2. Spungen says:

    Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd.

    Hey, I did a post on this just a couple weeks ago! I guess it’s not all the original a topic. And I guess maybe I am a nerd after all. I usually shy away from these tests because I figure I’ll get either depressed or enraged by the results.

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