Learnin’? LEARNIN’?! The only LEARNIN’ you need to learn are your X’s and O’s, son.

If Alabama QB Greg McElroy is so smart, how come he didn’t know to tank the NFL’s IQ/temperament test?

Usually, leaked Wonderlic scores are embarrassingly low. Not so, however, for Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy, who nearly aced the test, scoring a 48 out of a possible 50 according to his hometown Fort Worth Star-Telegram. That score puts him on the high, high end of potential employees in any field, and especially among NFL quarterbacks. A 48 is twice the league average for incoming QBs, and matches the highest score for a quarterback on record, belonging to current Buffalo Bills starter Ryan Fitzpatrick, a Harvard grad. (Here is the most complete database of Wonderlic scores by quarterbacks through 2006. Only one other starter last year, the 49ers’ Alex Smith, managed a 40 on the test; only one NFL player, former Bengals punter Pat McInally – another Harvard grad – is believed to have scored a perfect 50.)

This apparently could present a problem for McElroy, because apparently while the NFL likes them to be smarter than a rock, they don’t want them too much smarter. This apparently isn’t the first nerdity has been shown in a negative light. A Florida State safety’s decision to take advantage of a Rhodes Scholarship lead many to question his commitment to NFL football:

Rolle is a man with options and that makes NFL types, some of whom would be teaching P.E. in high school if not for the pro game, very uneasy.

“We’ll have to find out how committed he is,” an NFC assistant coach said, echoing the sentiment of five other NFL types leading up to this weekend’s scouting combine. “Committed” is a euphemism for desire, care, passion and whatever other combination of emotions goes into wanting to play football enough to make it a career.

It’s a tragedy when student athletes take that “student” part seriously.


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3 Responses to Nobody Hates Nerds Like Jocks Hate Nerds

  1. Mike Hunt says:

    Generally speaking, your bosses only want you to be as smart and as clever as necessary for you to do your job. Anything extra makes them look bad in comparison.

  2. Mike Hunt says:

    Generally speaking, your bosses only want you to be as smart and as clever as necessary for you to do your job. Anything extra makes them look bad in comparison.

  3. trumwill says:

    Not the smart bosses. Which you would like to think NFL coaches are. They do tend to be control freaks, though, so there ya go.

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