Utah is lying.

Louisiana is being very honest.

Washington state is being pretentious.

New Hampshire hates God?!

If you’re Casey Affleck, you have to have mixed feelings about ChesapeakeDelaware.


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8 Responses to State Hate

  1. fillyjonk says:

    1. Oklahoma is also lying, based on my experience.
    2. In some cases these may be tremendously small samples and therefore may be highly skewed. I’d like to see the n for some of those.
    3. Michigan makes me sad. And I used to live there.

    (I’d have to say, right now, “heat and humidity” would be mine, or if I were being really graphic, “Back sweat”)

  2. Dr X says:

    Utaha. I bet it’s complicated.

  3. I won’t say I disagree so much that I’m mystified about Illinois. Why would someone choose to hate that? I mean, I don’t like string cheese, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to say I hate it, let alone to use that shared hate to try to find someone on a dating app. Or am I missing something?

    • Brandon Berg says:

      It says biting string cheese. The preferred way to eat string cheese is to peel off and eat a string at a time, hence the name. Just biting off a chunk is a sin against God and nature. I had a “friend” when I was a kid who tried to lead me down that dark road by telling me that it was really called “big cheese.”

  4. Jaybird says:

    Colorado does not speak for me.

  5. I don’t think about jellyfish much at all.

    LeeEsq with a salvo today in the Morning Recap:

    >[Society] grants moral rightness. Having the right victimhood status gives you freedom from judgment but allows you to judge others as strictly, harshly, and fiercely as you want.

    I think it is a fallout of the beating he took in Linky Friday.

    • Brandon Berg says:

      I ate jellyfish once. I wouldn’t say I hate it, but I have no particular desire to eat it again.

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