This guy reminded me of something. He’s talking about those annoying “I ______ and I vote!” with the blank filled by some cause that the person fervently buys in to.

I’m not much of a bumper sticker person. I’ve got a Southern Tech Alumni sticker on my window, but that’s about it. I do not have nor will I likely ever have anything remotely political on my car. I generally believe that a philosophy that can fit on a bumper-sticker is poorly developed. To each their own, though.

Anyway, what I think would be cool would be to have one of those “And I Vote” bumper stickers with some absolutely stupid belief or detail. “I was abducted by aliens and I vote!” or “I believe in cannibalism and I vote!” or just “I can’t dress myself and I vote!”

It would be kind of fun… for about two minutes.


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5 Responses to Purposefully Stupid Bumper Stickers

  1. Barry says:

    “I can count to ten in four different languages…and I vote!”

  2. trumwill says:

    “I speak Esperanto… and I vote!”

    “I haven’t paid child support in six years… and I vote!”

    or a slight variation:
    “I can’t choose a lane, but I can vote for president!”

    Man, this is fun! 🙂

  3. AM says:

    Oh, it’s not fair! I can’t think of any clever ones!

  4. logtar says:

    I cannot think of a clever one right now and I vote!
    I drive and I vote!
    I hug trees and I vote!
    I hate SUVs and I vote!

  5. InterstellarLass says:

    I blog and I vote!

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